Full time house-wife, part time tutor. Contact her for “backstabbing classes”.
Limited slots available.
Can you describe yourself in 3 words/phrases?
I’m the queen, and my aura can be intimidating.
Well, I’m the best at everything I do, and it sure isn’t easy being as perfect as me!
You can’t hide any secrets from me. I probably already know! Ha!
What can the audience expect from you?
An enjoyably weird party hostess with a tiny dosage of insanity.
Welcome to the party.
What would you do if you found out that your husband was dead..?
As is said:
“In life, pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”
Look out, we’ve got ourselves a badass over here.
Are you perhaps thinking: “How can 4 of these females, each with such robust personality, be close friends? How does that work?”
Get your tickets now to see how everything unravels in the world’s most hostile bachelorette party.